What movies have not aged well?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Astronomers see the 1st stars dispel darkness 13 billion years ago at 'Cosmic Dawn' - Space
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What do you think hell is like?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper